thank you facebook, you have confirmed what i have been suspecting for the last couple of months. new mom=lepper. nobody wants anything to do with me, especially now that the thing toddles and walks into things (to borrow from dana carvey) just like a drunk midget. and its no secret nobody wants to hang around with a drunk midget or his handler.
along with the misterious dissapearance of sex, is also the disapearance of friends, even family. they scatter like flies and even lie to me in regards to their whereabouts, house parties and/or drinks tey have together. but the evidece is there via drunken facebook pics. now thats what i call official confirmation.
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